Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies! XoXo!

emilyung:

LOL. me. 

emilyung:

LOL. me. 

corgisandboobs:

cuntwrap-supr3m3:

mirror:

If women catcalled men (X)

Bet those arms could put together my IKEA furniture… New pick up line forever.

The shit people say to women on the street is disgusting and wrong, but I’m not gonna lie…I would greatly like to hear one of these lines sometime in my life.

Things I am currently craving

- hot sex
- a warm shower
- milkshake
- cozy blankets
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses 

Me caen bien las mujeres que saben hablar en doble sentido. Que se ríen de los chistes, aquellas con las que se te puede escapar una que otra “mala palabra” en una conversación y no se molestan.

bendita-cerveza:

Bustas get NO love ✌

bendita-cerveza:

Bustas get NO love ✌

“I cant wait until I can roll over at 2 a.m. to find your lips instead of a text”

(via confusingmisery)

Ugh yeeesssssss

(via turtlethug30)

Missing my man👷

jasmine-blu:

my life goals